We're finishing up the year but there's still a week for a few more celebrities to lose their shizzle. This was the year of the celebrity meltdown, like everybody took a cue from Maria Carey a few years ago showing her boobies on TRL and flipping out in that hotel room. Just think: Carey has bounced back, winning three Grammy awards ths year for "The Emancipation of Mimi" - the awards were not the televised kind, but she's come a long way from the "Glitter" backlash.
This year's MARIAH MELTDOWN AWARD goes to: Well, it's a tie.
MICHAEL RICHARDS: "Seinfeld''s Kramer has a thing about Black folks - or make that "Afro-Americans," as Richards called them in a videotaped apology following a bizarre racist rant at a comedy club in Los Angeles. (What the hell does "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fork in your ass" mean, anyway?)
MEL GIBSON: Whoever's shocked by Gibson's drunken anti-Jew rant needs to be reminded of Gibson's anti-gay AIDS rants throughout the 1980s. Gibson is a schmuck, but calling that policewoman "Sugar Tits" was funny in a mullety "Lethal Weapon" kind of way.
Runners-up:
Britney's incessant crotch shots (Save it for your ob-gyn!); Lindsay Lohan carrying the AA books around with her at, like, discos; Danny Devito shitfaced on "The View;" Rosie thinking if you shoo someone's hand away from your mouth, you're a homophobe.
MOST REDUNDANT: Supermodel Naomi Campbell chucking her cell phone at the maid. Has ever a year passed without Campbell bitchslapping somebody?
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