Saturday, March 10, 2007

Just because:

Throw your fists up in the air:

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2794656

Creepy flashback: Naomi and Michael Jackson

is right here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVLkHhHx03U&NR

Naomi + cell phones = scary

Supermodel Naomi Campbell will begin her court-ordered clean-up duties in New York any day now. Naomi was convicted of doing bodily harm with a cell phone to a SECOND personal assistant. (Six years ago, she chucked her cell phone at the head of a previous assistant).

Right here is a link to footage from the latest attack:.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdYRA2ZnkRk&eurl=


I kind of don't understand why these women are complaining. If Naomi Campbell crammed her Blackberry into my teeth, I would brag to all my friends. NAOMI ROCKS!

Wouldn't it be terrific if she started doing ads for Cingular?

Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham: Satanic?

Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice), wife of soccer giant David Beckham, told London's "Sunday Mirror" last year that she has never read a book. IN HER LIFE.

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me. It just confirms a hunch I've had about her. Victoria traded her soul to the devil.

Because, I have also been monitoring her entire life to gauge exactly how many times she's smiled and it's seven.

Seven times. Well, six and a half, but I rounded up.

Friday, March 9, 2007

P.S. Buffy's dad...

Hank Summers was played by actor Dean Butler, the same fella who portrayed Almonzo Wilder on "The Little House On The Prairie," the nice man who marries Laura Ingalls (Melissa Gilbert).

Or, as some of us remember him, "Manly."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, "BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER"

Ten years ago a little show called "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" debuted on the now defunct WB. Seven seasons later and after amazingly innovative episodes such as "Hush' (aka the Silent Episode) and "Once More, With Feeling" (The Musical), the Scooby Crew saved the world by destroying the dastardly Hellmouth in Sunnydale, CA and the series was over.

Well, I'd sooner that hellmouth pop up somewhere else and get Buffy and her crew back in action.

Genius creator Joss Whedon has been working on some other project since "Buffy" went off the air - oh by the way, THANKS A LOT, Sarah Michelle Gellar for quitting and kaputting the whole enterprise -- but nothing as addictive as "Buffy."

Yes, you can get "Season 8" now in comic book version, but nothing compares to a weekly hour with Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, and their various mates - Anya, Tara, and let's not forget Buffy's little sis Dawn who grew to be about four inches taller than Buffy in the two and a half seasons she was on the show.