I just read that Miss Nevada has given up her crown after some "racy" pictures of her surfaced on the internet. Just days ago we were chastising our current Miss America for boozing it up (and smooching a girl! Gasp!) in a bar. What's wrong with these pageant girls? Didn't we all learn from Vanessa Williams back in 1983?
I'm not saying any of these young women has done anything shameful, but they all need to get the memo: THE PAGEANT PEOPLE ARE GONNA FIND OUT. Whatever you did. They're gonna hear about it, see a cell phone video of it, see grainy pictures on the internet.
It's a sad, sad fact of life, but there it is: if you've ever done something smutty, DO NOT ENTER A BEAUTY PAGEANT. Avoid the public shame and humiliation. Forgo the weepy speech wherein you apologize and give back the crown.
Or you'll end up like Vanessa Williams:
With a lead role on a top-rated network television show after getting parts in movies starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Samuel L. Jackson. Recording several popular R&B albums as well as duets with Tony Bennett- on a CHRISTMAS album, no less. Winning a bunch of parts in plays on Broadway. Marrying an NBA player.
Obviously, Vanessa Williams will never be the same after the public humiliation of losing her crown two decades ago.
Learn from her mistakes.
DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOUR TIARA!
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You can pry my tiara out of my cold dead hand!!!
I definitely think they oughtta give the tiara to the drunkest, most scandalous contestants. They earned it.
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